family is a haven in a heartless world ;
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whitegirlsaintshit:

he has a neanderthal ass head. and i would let him headbutt me into unconsciousness while he hits it from the side. i would let him pop my knees out the joint and break my elbows then sling me across the room so i can hit the corners and fly in slow motion like the dvd logo when you put a movie on pause for too long. i would let him literally eat me out. he could just stick a fork in my right pussy lip and i would giggle like it’s some mild foreplay. i would walk around with bites of my body missing like them damn chocolate filled krave cereals just so everyone know i’m his fuckin boo.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

colonial-abroad:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

This is kind of fun!

posted 3 days ago with 7,396 notes
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#about me

potter-who-locked:

oldfuckingsport:

I just saw this ad playing before a youtube video and I had to stop and watch the whole thing. Incredible.

Watch this. Now

posted 3 days ago with 2,854 notes
via:mydelenasheart source:giftvd
#fuckkkkkkkk #damon and elena

jeffreyeugenides:

zevons:

WHOA WIKIPEDIA HAS A 7376x3120p SCAN OF THE $10 BILL SO NOW U CAN LOOK AT THESE DREAMY EYES IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL

image

is that anime?

On my knees and out of luck, I look up. 

In the presence of the gods, and in their honor, I offer this sacrifice.

- This place is like somebody’s memory of a town, and the memory is fading. It’s like there was never anything here but jungle.

- Stop saying shit like that. It’s unprofessional.

Running out in the magic of the night.