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"THE MORE I KNOW ABOUT PEOPLE, THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG."
i am made of sarcasm and sexual frustration.i fall for men far out of my league. i work with animals for a living.i have unpopular opinions.i promise that i (sadly) watch more television than you.
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One of my favs. I practically know it by heart.
Favorite movie ever, hands down.