a l l i s o n `“THE MORE I KNOW ABOUT PEOPLE, THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG.”i am made of sarcasm and sexual frustration.i fall for men far out of my league. i am qualified to work with animals for a living.i have unpopular opinions.i promise that i (sadly) watch more television than you. tv schedule graphics → here. gifs → here.+1,000 ←         +10,000 ←          thevampirediaries / thebringerofrain Tumblr (3.0; @aperfectline)http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58127a91a2399d3cfbcfc8eabadf8133/tumblr_molt17NES51qa8xyfo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67169f389eb8cc532ad8d3d367680359/tumblr_molt17NES51qa8xyfo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b1dc0994193a69158c9f9827821fb40/tumblr_molt17NES51qa8xyfo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45f7831cc8c92db888b2044c71721273/tumblr_molt17NES51qa8xyfo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53346488260http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53346488260Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:21:19 -0400i meanyou've got to be kidding me right?asshole extraordinairejoel kinnamanpos<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lindsaylohoean.tumblr.com/post/53186719974/2014-is-in-less-than-6-months-just-let-that-sink">lindsaylohoean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in </p> </blockquote>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53346454061http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53346454061Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:20:18 -0400i....<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twyll.tumblr.com/post/39128561268/i-have-these-people-i-follow-who-follow-me-too-and">twyll</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and</p> <p>and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like</p> <p>aw yeah</p> <p>we tight</p> <p>we bros</p> <p>but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????</p> </blockquote>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53346410298http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53346410298Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:18:58 -0400it's a silent conversation where no words are spoken but everything is understood<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ec0f9176051000cb4f1fd60c9f855f6/tumblr_mo79e6tPli1qbkq4po2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dde4fea15cbe9712dc7abd2253563ae6/tumblr_mo79e6tPli1qbkq4po3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b81acb53f101cf9e7c1b4320c93f3f87/tumblr_mo79e6tPli1qbkq4po4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aacd4f03c63fd34b2af997050fa10122/tumblr_mo79e6tPli1qbkq4po5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0bc346ebdd3c3616eb30f759a954e2d7/tumblr_mo79e6tPli1qbkq4po6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1047e7506df955b81f9e5aff0a1f9a1f/tumblr_mo79e6tPli1qbkq4po7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63eaa9ffe64e14c14f507c30ac1f65b1/tumblr_mo79e6tPli1qbkq4po1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5de9c32197995c048211a6e26847ec66/tumblr_mo79e6tPli1qbkq4po8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da41215d6d2438aeb19f16bbe774bc3f/tumblr_mo79e6tPli1qbkq4po9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52a8224a58af99f7001731f2c63a92ce/tumblr_mo79e6tPli1qbkq4po10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53341862253http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53341862253Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:25:09 -0400carolos is loooooving thislike a kid in a candy storesexually i meanyou know what i'm sayingcontinuumkiera cameroncarlos fonnegravictor webstercarlos and kiera<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7r0i4DXdL1r3761so1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7r0i4DXdL1r3761so2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53178987527http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53178987527Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:39:00 -0400he loves her so muchi hate all of the thingsHEIGHT DIFFERENCEshe fits perfectly into his stupid massive framebrb hating the worldbaby daddyderek thelerdanny and riley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/835e083bfaaad275381342df8f69b41d/tumblr_mo43vdv0rO1rwpktbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scarjoing.tumblr.com/post/52523774313/if-you-could-sum-up-hannibal-in-a-few-words">scarjoing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>if you could sum up ‘hannibal’ in a few words.</small></p> </blockquote>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53154619532http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/53154619532Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:35:59 -0400my motto in lifeabout mehannibalwill graham<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9234929785d05dd82cd28f22f167a8d1/tumblr_mocu43naLf1r3761so4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/293fd7a7777a8695aa5a242c99d9a525/tumblr_mocu43naLf1r3761so3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/550a9d2511491fde31a5a259c24540ee/tumblr_mocu43naLf1r3761so2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/894be8eb91dabdfad70e6d2cd032e502/tumblr_mocu43naLf1r3761so1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52972636187http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52972636187Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:17:49 -0400BEHBEHSSSSSSSSSSseriously what has my life becomeSHIP OF THE YEARlmfao i'm losing my mind they are so adorable fuck the worldbaby daddyderek thelerdanny wheelerdanny and rileyOR KISSING ME HE SAYSRUDErude faces on all countsjust stop having faces is what i'm sayingHE MAKES ME SICKLOOK AT HIS DISGUSTING FILTHY FACEtagged under: heinous faced scum<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/537e314cdb2b7c5210eef4dbb564f390/tumblr_mhwwdoeuhl1s535xbo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44a517cd64c15ecbb9b6434261b02ecd/tumblr_mhwwdoeuhl1s535xbo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/527546b64658679fdb5a56173c0868af/tumblr_mhwwdoeuhl1s535xbo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1bffb108bfdd73e9eae994b617ed6e6/tumblr_mhwwdoeuhl1s535xbo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52902165744http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52902165744Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:03:39 -0400movies that make you want to die:warriorjoel edgertontom hardyBABIESmovie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_medhbiGFJe1rm1dzfo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_medhbiGFJe1rm1dzfo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_medhbiGFJe1rm1dzfo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>I’ve always had relationships in different boxes. Friends in one box, boyfriends in another. But now it’s messy, and I don’t want to screw up what I have with you. You’re too important to me.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52901860759http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52901860759Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:59:12 -0400darling bb angelsnick and jessnew girlnick miller<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lg4inesL1qdnmgfo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lg4inesL1qdnmgfo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52901212929http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52901212929Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:49:40 -0400baby<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/833da871d5865086e25605271b3f88e2/tumblr_mn9idnAqEb1rft2yxo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/656683e347b470f257fd059405d9f4dc/tumblr_mn9idnAqEb1rft2yxo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f12602f63d952f85ea61dc0073de9f2/tumblr_mn9idnAqEb1rft2yxo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7992b438783a1186fe2c993ee41b9aad/tumblr_mn9idnAqEb1rft2yxo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52744278659http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52744278659Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:00:35 -0400tonightttttpretty little liarshanna marinemily fieldsspencer hastingsaria montegomerypll<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44eadb1c2d314cb1a8099a296c328439/tumblr_mo0qn9HYtX1sued5vo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/268d0bbb716d2235dc991df5cae46654/tumblr_mo0qn9HYtX1sued5vo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>“But it’s been tough to move on. I’ve been in love with her ever since she first climbed into my treehouse. I kinda just always thought she was the one but she’s never gonna see me that way and I’m done”</p> </blockquote>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52691454133http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52691454133Tue, 11 Jun 2013 02:17:45 -0400HE'S LOVED HER SINCE SHE WAS A FAT LITTLE KIDI MEAN???is this real lifei am obsessedderek thelerbaby daddydanny wheelerdanny and riley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/991e53bda43c0015987b36e906d41e32/tumblr_mj3quoaufe1qbbne5o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52688412248http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52688412248Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:18:41 -0400dilf extraordinairepapa argentteen wolfchris argentjr bourne<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jrls7VSn1r3761so1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jrls7VSn1r3761so2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jrls7VSn1r3761so3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jrls7VSn1r3761so4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jrls7VSn1r3761so5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jrls7VSn1r3761so6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52616157381http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52616157381Mon, 10 Jun 2013 05:04:27 -0400YOU SHUT YOUR PERFECT BEAUTIFUL MOUTH GOD DAMNITWHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHTseriously this is unacceptablei have lost the ability to cangods gift to earthderek thelerbaby daddydanny wheelerdanny and rileyriley perrin<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qu7ha3Mw1qb4p3ko1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qu7ha3Mw1qb4p3ko2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qu7ha3Mw1qb4p3ko3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qu7ha3Mw1qb4p3ko4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>It’s dark now. But they feel each others breath. And they know all they need to know. They kiss. And they feel each others tears on their cheeks. And if there had been anybody left to see them, then they would look like normal lovers, caressing each others faces, bodies close together, eyes closed, oblivious to the world around them. Because that is how life goes on. Like that.</small></p> </blockquote>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52529570114http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52529570114Sun, 09 Jun 2013 04:26:34 -0400made my brother watch thisstill a chilling thought this damn premise i mean it just stays with you???perfect senseewan mcgregorevan greenmovieand HAthis was one of the few things i had liked that got ~lostbecause the person i liked it from deleted itbut nooooi found itand reliked itscore one for the good guyssss<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4943d72b001c8fb8d1315dccf72c0d70/tumblr_mlvzc9cjji1soef9qo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/756e766cd794aa63ac7d2df6d611d404/tumblr_mlvzc9cjji1soef9qo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b643d5b679531125547ef41ac75d814e/tumblr_mlvzc9cjji1soef9qo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a598bafc4162efec1bfa8e97900ae6f9/tumblr_mlvzc9cjji1soef9qo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52507344165http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52507344165Sat, 08 Jun 2013 22:02:39 -0400OTPliterally i'm not kiddingafter finishing school and she came backand they lived happily ever after being stupid idiots togetherfriday night lightstim and lylatim rigginslyla garrityfnl<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1169afb9c994e6de00207c846b2567aa/tumblr_mf380rbxCj1rafaa9o1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52507146921http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52507146921Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:59:49 -0400angelsliam mcintyrekatrina lawspartacus<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/670d1cb36759e5eff41136b504e891f4/tumblr_mnrsaxulpf1rli1a8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68ff7d8d3268a58647d575bdd521fc93/tumblr_mnrsaxulpf1rli1a8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0bebfccaba77fcec99c2723a0581515/tumblr_mnrsaxulpf1rli1a8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea0b5d0beed2bfc1e4189c02c602c85a/tumblr_mnrsaxulpf1rli1a8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2aa4272ca6000a1a23285f9f8646e171/tumblr_mnrsaxulpf1rli1a8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/852eb406df749856575d61cff3d1e64b/tumblr_mnrsaxulpf1rli1a8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong><small><a href="http://toomanymillerfeels.tumblr.com/tagged/30dayng">30 DAY NEW GIRL PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE</a></small></strong></p> <div><small>   Day 14: Favorite Schmidt Moment →<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><em>Come get your chain, Boston<br/></em></small></div> </blockquote>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52506617929http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52506617929Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:51:51 -0400ALL DAY SONALL*DAY*idiotschmidtnew girl<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xw1C5T-fH2Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“Sad Dog Diary”</p>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52446855826http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52446855826Sat, 08 Jun 2013 04:04:45 -0400PLEASE WATCH THISI CANNOT STOP LAUGHINGTHIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER FUCKING SEENsad dog diaryyoutubevideoaperfectlineposthilariouslolanimals are better than peopleanimaldog<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2450180623ac0ab60a7e165e5f14cf4e/tumblr_mnq49ybsI71rrhkwoo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a38506a34c25566d1b61b335c8602892/tumblr_mnq49ybsI71rrhkwoo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83f9ef29b76e243270af3b9f381beaf0/tumblr_mnq49ybsI71rrhkwoo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10926ddbfc6f4b9fca2df5e5a4e9cc5c/tumblr_mnq49ybsI71rrhkwoo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><em>a simple reminder. </em></p> <p><em>a handhold to reality for you to hold onto and know you’re alive.</em></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52400776450http://aperfectline.tumblr.com/post/52400776450Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:04:48 -0400my sweet darlinghannibalwill graham