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THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG."

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i fall for men far out of my league.
i am qualified to work with animals for a living.
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Boop.

posted 2 weeks ago with 533 notes
#archer #you are a perfect asshole #sterling archer #lana kane #ray gillette #aperfectline #cyril figgis #these boops though i crey

Roman Godfrey
[ episodes 1 & 2 ]

posted 2 weeks ago with 68 notes
#roman godfrey #asshole extraordinaire #hemlock grove #bill skarsgard #bill skarsgård #hg #hemlockgroveedit #idk how to tag this shit tbh #aperfectline #BABY

Ally’s Spartacus 3x05 Recap of PAIN

Spartacus: War of the Damned

Episode 5: “Blood Brothers”

posted 2 months ago with 16 notes
#spartacus #ruiner of lives #spartacus: war of the damned #this is where it gets fun #gannicus #crixus #naevia #saxa #agron #aperfectline #war of the damned #dustin clare #liam mcintyre #manu bennett #crassus #donar #caesar

posted 2 months ago with 9 notes
#BABY #joel edgerton #god amongst men #aperfectline #seriously though i could curl up to this on any given day #look at that face #i want to punch it #if i saw it i would punch it no doubt about it #beautiful bastard #gorgeous #hng #i'm going to stop now #fucking australians

Just turn it off.

posted 2 months ago with 510 notes
#elena gilbert #nope #the vampire diaries #pain and suffering etc #aperfectline #nina dobrev

Attack of the pretty people @kevwilliamson

posted 2 months ago with 10,763 notes
#perf #nian #ian somerhalder #nina dobrev #aperfectline #kevin williamson #1000 #10000

screencap meme - nikita (nikita and owen) + looking down

posted 4 months ago with 38 notes
#yousmelllikesnow #nikita #nikita and owen #owen and nikita #maggie q #devon sawa #owen elliot #screencap meme #aperfectline

screencap meme - spartacus + silhouettes

posted 4 months ago with 105 notes
#spartacus #screencap meme #spartacus: blood and sand #blood and sand #spartacus: gods of the arena #gods of the arena #spartacus: vengeance #vengeance #aperfectline #batiatus #gannicus #lucretia #seppia #doctore #glaber #etc

screencap meme - friday night lights + faceless

posted 4 months ago with 189 notes
#friday night lights #screencap meme #eric taylor #tami taylor #tim riggins #lyla garrity #julie taylor #landry clarke #tyra collette #aperfectline #tim and lyla #eric and tami

screencap meme - the vampire diaries + faceless

posted 4 months ago with 733 notes
#the vampire diaries #screencap meme #elena gilbert #damon salvatore #caroline forbes #bonnie bennett #stefan salvatore #matt donovan #rebekah mickaelson #aperfectline

Evan Peters for Flaunt

posted 6 months ago with 50 notes
#evan peters #just.. just go #pretty horrible face wise #flaunt #flaunt magazine #aperfectline

damon’s ‘bourbon’ is better than stefan’s.

posted 6 months ago with 1,163 notes
#damon and elena #damon salvatore #elena gilbert #elena would know #i won't tag stefan cuz that's mean #the vampire diaries #1000 #post #aperfectline

.. in fear and loathing.

posted 6 months ago with 1,112 notes
#1000 #SO GOOD #and fill my heart with emptiness #and now i see #aperfectline #been different people many times #damon salvatore #fear and loathing #i live my life in BITTERNESS #i see it for the first time #i've lived a lot of different lives #ian somerhalder #marina and the diamonds #not everyone is out to screw you over #the vampire diaries #there is no crime in being kind

posted 8 months ago with 2,506 notes
#aperfectline #chris hemsworth #ruining my life one day at a time #this asshole #1000 #fucking australians

Alex Pettyfer

posted 10 months ago with 65 notes
#alex pettyfer #i don't know when this happened #but it did #just saying #aperfectline