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"THE MORE I KNOW ABOUT PEOPLE,
THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG."
i am made of sarcasm and sexual frustration.
i fall for men far out of my league.
i am qualified to work with animals for a living.
i have unpopular opinions.
i promise that i (sadly) watch more television than you.
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