wow, leo.
congratulations on your everything in that trailer, tbh.

The Leo stuff was funny at first, but now it’s just so tryhard.
Enough is enough already. The bandwagon is full.


You can either be a vain movie star, or you can try to shed some light on different aspects of the human condition.
Or you can be Leonardo Fucking DiCaprio and just kill everyone DEAD.

On the set of The Great Gatsby, November 18th
IMMEDIATE LADY BONER HOLY FUCK
HOLY JESUS FUCK LEO STOP IT RIGHT NOW GOD I’M DEAD.