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"THE MORE I KNOW ABOUT PEOPLE,
THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG."

i am made of sarcasm and sexual frustration.
i fall for men far out of my league.
i am qualified to work with animals for a living.
i have unpopular opinions.
i promise that i (sadly) watch more television than you.

tv schedule
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gifs → here.

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cokeflow:

if I type lol it means i blew air out my nose harder than usual don’t get too excited

Two reasons why Leonardo DiCaprio is a dumb and flawless human being

bohenboner:

#there are people #there are gods #and then there is tom hanks

singalazysongbeneaththesun:

Thank you so much for existing.

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Dad: Why don't you go out. See some people. Party.
Me: I don't like people.
Dad: Are you gonna kill me in my sleep one day?
Me: No.