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"THE MORE I KNOW ABOUT PEOPLE,
THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG."
i am made of sarcasm and sexual frustration.
i fall for men far out of my league.
i am qualified to work with animals for a living.
i have unpopular opinions.
i promise that i (sadly) watch more television than you.
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Sleepy puppy
Nellie the sea otter stacks cups at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium [x]
#NO BUT THE WAY HE KEEPS LOOKING UP AT THE GUY LIKE #WHY WOULD YOU PUT THESE TOGETHER LIKE THIS #THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY STACKED WRONG #DO I HAVE DO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU #HERE TAKE THEM #A THANK YOU WOULD BE NICE #GOD LEAVE ME ALONE TO CUDDLE
;___; the little pat after she stacks the red cup into the blue one. OIGNds ighf idhfgdsihfgdskf hOMG@!!IAhgtdgdsg
AND THEN THEY CUDDLE IN THE WATER AS THEY SLEEP, KILL ME
oh god
;AKSDFKLJSDF GROSS
NO.
every time I see this picture it just makes me laugh it just looks so happy with life
Look at your face. No, pup, just look at it. That face? Best.
A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]
oh my god :3 look at his swag
i’m dead
ughhhh can i be you
